Get ready for the upcoming semester by giving us all of your money today!
Do you like sports?
Do you like how we close all of the parking lots every week for the sports games?
No?
Well, you should still buy the 2023 sideline gear, now available!
Go Terps!
Look at this happy student!
They are so happy because they are saving money by renting instead of buying.
You should rent everything and own nothing.
It's the future of this society and you'll learn to love it!
Wow, we plastered our logo on everything that we could think of!
This definitely justifies our massive 200% upcharge.
Even though we're ripping you off, you'll still give us money because you love us.
You totally love us.